My Otousan_Team 21

-1Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto but their children

I know the last chapter sucked lol…hopefully this one will be better?

Random: my new way of spelling my name!: Jenney! Lol jk


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My Otousan:

Team 21


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“Kouta you moron!!” A dark haired, green eyed girl screamed as she hit the blonde haired Uchiha on the back of the head. “Okaasan told you not to race your heart and the first thing you do is ran around!!” Kouta winced and rubbed his head.

“Ayako your being kind of mean,” The brown haired girl next to her told as she helped Kouta up. “You okay?” She asked him blushing a bit.

“Yea, thanks Kasumi.” Kouta told. When he was completely up, he glanced over to his older brother who was still on the ground with Itsuki next to him.

“I thought you wanted to train to protect your brother not get beat up by him,” The brown haired boy asked.

“Ya know what? Shut up,” Ryuu told getting up. He looked over at his brother and the two girls. Instead of yelling at him for attacking, like most brothers would do, he smiled.

“You two are Ayako and Kasumi?” Ryuu asked and they nodded. “You guys grew up so fast!! I remember when you where so little and know your…uh…”

“Seven,” The girls said at the same time.

“Seven!! I’m so happy,” He cried.

Kasumi looked at Kouta and went up to Kouta‘s ear, “He’s not as bad as you said he was,” She whispered.

“I was two how was I suppose to remember?” Kouta whispered back.

The three of them looked at Ryuu who was smiling like there was no tomorrow. Kouta frowned. This wasn’t the way he thought his brother’s return would end up. All he wanted to do was show his dad that he was strong and could beat the one person he’s father talks about the most but he couldn’t. Good thing he’s father wasn’t there at that moment.

“RYUU!!” He heard someone scream behind them. A flash of pink hair flew by and attacked the raven haired Uchiha back to the ground. “Oh my god your so short!! You look like your chichiue! Did you grow out your hair? Aw look at those lips!! I knew you’d be adorable, I just knew it, but too bad that dress I brought you when you were younger is too small,” It was Ayako’s mother; Sakura. She was just coming by to pick up her daughter when she notice Ryuu standing there and the first thing she did was run to him, “Have you since you fathers yet? They were excited to know you where coming home.” Sakura told smiling.

“No not yet. I just ran into Kouta, Ayako and Kasumi and had to say hi to them first.” Ryuu lied.

“So cute!!” Sakura scream squeezing Ryuu into her chest.

“Okaasan, your going to kill Ryuu if you hug him like that,” Ayako told watching as he mother squeezed the raven haired Uchiha harder.

“Sakura don’t kill my son, I didn‘t even get to see him.” Sakura looked up to see Sasuke walking through with his hands in his pockets.

“But Sasuke, Ryuu-chan is so cute!! Look at this face.” Sakura told showing Sasuke, Ryuu’s face.

“Way does everyone do that?” Ryuu asked himself. Sasuke smiled at his eldest son and placed a hand on his head.

“Welcome back, Ryuu… and Itsuki” Sasuke told nodding towards Itsuki.. Ryuu felt like crying as he hugged his father. He placed his head on Sasuke’s chest and smiled. “You didn’t grow much- ow! Don’t bite me!!” Ryuu giggled and he watched his father rub the stop Ryuu bit on.

“OTOUSAN!!” Both raven haired boys stopped and looked at Kouta. He looked a bit jealous and his face was red with anger.

“What’s wrong, Kouta-”

“MY BABY!!” A voiced screamed as it ran pass Sasuke and hugged Ryuu. It was Naruto. “You grew so much! Your even wearing orange! My favorite color! Oh and look at Itsuki! He’s taller!!” He cried as he hugged Ryuu and Itsuki tighter.

“Naruto calm down.” Sasuke spoke as he shook his head. His husband pouted.

“But Sasuke--” Naruto wined, “I missed them so much!!” Naruto hugged.

As Ryuu smiled at his father he noticed something different. He’s stomach was more…round!!

“Chichiue! Your fat!!” Ryuu told surprising Naruto and Sasuke.

“See!! I told you Sasuke!! I’m fat!!” Naruto cried onto his raven haired husband.

“NARUTO YOUR NOT FAT YOUR PREGNANT!!” Sasuke yelled.

Ryuu looked at his fathers with a serious face, “You mean your going to have another baby brother or sister?!” he questioned.

“Yup and he’s gotten by with three in a half months!!” Sakura told happily. Naruto nodded her head before he grabbed Sasuke and Ryuu into a big hug.

“I’m so happy your back! Know you get to see your baby sister or brother be born.” He cried.

“Darn these mode swings…” Sasuke whispered only loud enough that Ryuu could hear. Ryuu laughed thinking, ‘you think he’d get used to them by now…’

When they all finally let go, Kouta ran to his blonde haired father’s side and continued to glare at Ryuu who decided to ignore him.


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Lunch was weird. Naruto took his family out to for ramen and they all sat in the stool. As Naruto scarf down his fifth bowl, Sasuke talked to Ryuu about all his training and the new jutsus he learned. Ryuu tried to pay attention but kept on noticing Kouta staring at him as he eat…

When they were done, Ryuu headed for the ninja academy but he was late. As he walked in the classroom, he noticed Daichi, Hataru and a young white haired man. The man had red markings that started at his amber colored eyes and ended in the middle of his cheeks.

“Sorry I’m late…I crashed into a tree and forgot where I was heading.” Ryuu smiled.

“Four years with Kakashi I wouldn’t be surprised if you picked up on his lying skills.” The white haired man spoke. “Well lets go to the training grounds and talk.” Ryuu nodded and headed out the doors with Daichi and Hataru close behind him

:-:

“Okay lets introduce ourselves just in case you have no clue who you guys are. Tell us your name, age, interest…favorite color…food…talent…and anything else you want us to know,” The white haired man spoke. “At the end I’ll ask you all one or two questions.”

When all three boys nodded, the man smiled. “I’ll start. My name is Souya, I’m 21 years old meaning I’m able to drink and look at porn!” Souya cheered. “my interest and talents are watching girls. My mom says I probably go it from my dad. My favorite color is white and I eat anything as long as its good.”

‘This guy is our sensei?’ Daichi thought.

‘What a moron,’ Hataru rolled his eyes.

“That’s so cool! The closes I got to seeing a naked lady was when I went to the hot springs and they thought I was a girl and didn’t let me go into the boy’s room and shoved me into the girls room but Itsuki saved me.” Ryuu told smiling.

‘What the…’ Both Daichi and Hataru thought.

“Way to go little man, way to go.” Souya told giving Ryuu a high-five. “Now ask me a question.”

Daichi and Hataru both shrugged. “Did you ever…get caught peeping at girls?” Hataru asked.

“Hell ya like eighteen times. Note to you never get caught, hits like a bitch.”

“Eighteen?! Wouldn’t you learn your listen by now?!”

“Nope, I going out for a new record,” Souya said proudly “Okay you go, hair nation dude.” The white hair shinobi said pointing at Hataru.

“Hair… nation?” Hataru questioned giving Souya a confused look.

“What? You know those people in the bands with the long hair? You know, head bangers?” Souya questioned and Hataru shook his head. Souya sighed, “Just go.”

“Fine, My name is Hataru. I’m 12 years old, my interest is watching fights and being in fights…but I’m lazy most of the time. My favorite color is red and I like to eat food-”

“What kind, loser.” Daichi interpreted.

“Fish now shut up.” Hataru hushed, “My talents are genijutsu and copying people’s moves…that’s all.”

“Okay question…you go to public bath houses right?” Hataru nodded his head slowly, “ Good. Have you ever looked at another guy lower reign?”

Hataru started at the white haired man. “WHAT?!”

“You got to answer it.” Daichi smirked.

“White eyes is right, answer it!”

Hataru hesitated before nodding his head.

“Ha!” Daichi laughed, “What were you doing? Comparing sizes?” Hataru steamed red as he glared at Daichi.

“Okay, your next white eyes.” Daichi twitched.

“My name is Daichi and I’m 12 years old. My interest is…the sand? I guess…I got it from my dad. My favorite color is blue and my favorite food is-”

“Shit.” Hataru cut in. Ryuu giggled.

“Shut the fuck up,” Daichi growled. He didn‘t like the fact Hataru was making Ryuu laugh…at him. He glared at Hataru and continued, “I’m really good at close combat and I can sometimes control sand but I only use it when need too.” When the red haired boy was finished he smiled at Ryuu but the raven haired boy looked away. He frowned and Hataru laughed.

“Okay now for a question, pick a good on sensei.” Hataru told.

“You know what masturbating means right?” Daichi flinched but nodded his head, “Did you ever do it and your parents caught you?”

“What’s with the perverted questions?!” Daichi asked. He turned red as Hataru started cracking up. “ Okay, Once…” Daichi told which made Hataru laugh harder. He looked over at Ryuu who had no clue what they were talking about.

“Okay shrimp, your next.” Souya pointed at Ryuu.

“Uh…” Ryuu blushed, “I’m Ryuu…I’m 10 years old… I like ramen… and tomatoes…my favorite color is… orange… my favorite food is ramen… and… I’m really fast!!” Ryuu smiled, “Oh and I want to be hokage like my Chichiue!” He told proudly.

Daichi didn’t really listen to Ryuu he just thought he was cute blushing and all. Hataru nudge Daichi a few times but the Hyuuga didn’t noticed. He shrugged and looked over at his new sensei

“Question time!” Souya lifted an eyebrow at Ryuu and look at him questionably. “You’re a boy, right?” Souya asked and Ryuu nodded. “Virgin?”

Ryuu looked at Souya stupidly. “What’s a virgin?” He asked tilting his head, “Is it a food?”

The was an awkward silences before Daichi and Hataru started laughing his head off. “Is it a food?!” Hataru cried making Ryuu turn red.

“Stop making fun of me!!” Ryuu squeaked.

“Hahahaha his voiced cracked!!” Daichi felt his eyes water up as Ryuu turned more red.

“Oh god, I bet he wouldn’t even know if someone called him over and told him to bend down.” Hataru told Daichi. They both fell to the floor holding their stomachs as they laughed harder. “‘Hey you, blue eyes kid, come over here and pick this piece of paper up for me.’” They both tried to hold there balance but kept on falling over.

“I just realized something… This is the hardest I ever laughed since…ever!!” Hataru cried.

“I guess we both found something we have in common.” Daichi told wiping his eyes. He and Hataru looked at each other, then Ryuu and started to laugh again.

“Stop Laughing!!” Ryuu yelled but the boys just continued. “AHH!!”

As Souya watch the his new team laugh at Ryuu who was trying to stop them. Souya sighed, “This… will be fun…” He said sarcastically.


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When Hataru and Daichi finally calmed down, Souya was able to speak to them again. “So know what you know each other, tomorrow I will be putting your skills to the test. Come back here at eight with these things,” Souya handed them a piece of paper, “and don’t be late! Chow!” With saying that Souya left with a ‘poof’!’

Ryuu looked at Hataru and Daichi. Daichi snorted and Hataru looked like he was trying hard not to laugh.

“I’m going,” Ryuu growled and stormed off.

“No -snort- I’m -giggle- sorry for laughing,” Daichi held his breath in from laughing but couldn’t for long. “Hahahahahahaha.” He fell to the ground and Hataru crouched down beside him laughing.

Ryuu walked up to the laughing boys and kicked them but the boys continued to laugh. Not wanted to stay any longer, Ryuu started heading home leaving a laughing Daichi and Hataru on the ground.


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“Ah!! This is all your fault!” Daichi yelled as he and Hataru walked to Ryuu‘s house.

“My fault you where laughing too!!” Hataru growled pushing pass Daichi.

“Don’t push me!!” Daichi yelled.

“God your like a girl,” Hataru rolled his eyes.

“Don’t compare me with a girl you fag!”

“And what does that make you?” Daichi stopped talking for a minute causing Hataru to smirk. “Loser.”

:-:

As Daichi and Hataru stood at Ryuu’s door step they both took a deep breath then glared at each other.

“You can leave you know,” Daichi told but Hataru shook his head

“Hell no, you just want his to forgive you,” Hataru told shifting his eyes away from Daichi, “Its not my fault he didn’t know what virgin means.”

“Well no duh, his 10!” Daichi shouted.

“The last time I checked you where laughing too.” Hataru mumbled, “You such a dumb ass, if I where Ryuu, I wouldn’t forgive you too, what did you do to make him mad? Rape him?”

“If you weren’t my teammate, I would hit you right know,” Daichi growled.

“Well that wouldn’t have stopping me,” Hataru told crossing his arms. They both glared at each other and began to lift there fist but stopped when the door open to reveal Kouta.

“Yo,” Kouta said holding up a peace sigh and a walking pass them.

“It’s kind of scary how they don’t anything alike.” Daichi told and Hataru nodded his head slowly.

Daichi hand headed for the door but it was pulled open by someone else. The red haired Hyuuga looked up to see Ryuu’s raven father, Sasuke. He was wearing his ANBU gear that included chest armor, the reinforcing arm guards, and an animal like mask but Sasuke was holding it in his hands. Maybe he was going to a mission.

“Great you two,” Sasuke leaned against the door, “What do you want?”

“Is Ryuu here?” Daichi asked.

Sasuke nodded his head, “Ya but he’s a bit mad right now-” Before Sasuke could continued, Ryuu came charging by and slammed the door on Daichi and Hataru’s face.

“Ouch…” Hataru mumbled. From inside they could hear Ryuu yell at his father to never open the door for them then you could hear this feet march off.

“Great…just great…” Daichi and Hataru both said out loud.


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The next day Ryuu was really early to meet his team. He sat on the ground as he waited but inside he really didn’t want to be there. He rather be back with Kakashi and Itsuki traveling everywhere.

He heard someone walking and looked up to see Daichi and Hataru. Daichi looked surprised to see Ryuu there and Hataru smiles.

As the two boys stopped right in front of Ryuu, Daichi hugged him. Ryuu gave a shock look that only Hataru saw.

“Look Ryuu! I really sorry for laughing, I forgot you where 10 and didn’t understand what we were saying please forgive me!!”

“And me.” Hataru joined in.

“You can shut up,” Daichi growled at Hataru, “So do you forgive me…us…please?”

“Okay,” Both Hataru and Daichi sighed, “only cause my chichiue told me I had too.” The raven haired Uchiha told. He turned his head away and closed his eyes, “I on the other hand don’t.”

Daichi looked at Ryuu like he was going to cry and Hataru raised his eyebrows.

Not to long, Souya can walking along all smiles, “Hi ya emo twins and the squirt,” Souya waved. Daichi and Hataru waved back with blank expressions on their faces while Ryuu crossed his arms angrily. “Wow tough crowd…

:-:

Ryuu, Daichi, and Hataru all stood in front of their teacher. “Alright, for your training all three of you,” He pointed at them, “have to get these,” He took out two objects, “bells.” He smiled.

“Uh…sensei…” Daichi started, “There’s only two bells and three of us…”

“Who you can count!” Hataru snickered and Souya continued. “But I know that. This means one of you won’t make the team.”

“Wait but isn’t this suppose to be a three man team!?” Ryuu asked.

“Yes but if we have one teammate that is slow, not hard working, or doesn’t have the basic ninja’s skills down, the whole team fails, so we need to find who that one teammate is.” The three boys nodded. “You can do anything as long as you don’t kill each other.” Daichi and Hataru looked at Ryuu who smirked. “Okay, GO!”


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Souya stood tall looking for the three boys. Scanning the field, he noticed they where well hidden and smiled. “Wonder how this is going to turn out…”


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Daichi was hidden in the bushes alone. Using his byakugan, he could see his sensei standing still, ‘This is going to be easy.’ He thought.

“Oi, jackass.”

“AHH!!” Daichi jumped and turn around to see Ryuu and Hataru. “What the fuck Hataru!?”

“Ryuu’s said he’s got a plan.” Hataru told.

“Okay…”

“You see, we all know that one of use won’t get the bells, so who don’t we all work together to get the bells? I mean even if it’s only two, we’d have to make the team if we all prove that we’re equal.” Ryuu told. He looked at Hataru and Daichi who were growling at each other.

“Me equal with him?! Hell no!!” Daichi yelled.

“Putting me in the same category as that jackass is like putting me in the same category as a rock.” Hataru yelled back.

“But-”

“I‘M NOT WORKING WITH HIM!!” Both Daichi and Hataru yelled running off into different directions.

Ryuu pouted, “Fine then! If they won’t work together, then I’ll have to make the best of what I‘ve got.”


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Souya yawned. “I wonder if they killed each other…” He thought as he waited. He turned his head to the side quickly as he heard the leafs ruffle. From the same spot, three Shuriken were thrown.

He quickly jumped to the side where Daichi came out. “Hakke Hasangeki !” Daichi yelled out as he trust his palm towards Souya. Hitting him, Souya was sent back landing hard on the ground.

Hataru, who was watching close by, twitched. ‘That was…easy…’

Daichi smirked and walked towards his sensei but with a proof, he was replaced with a log. “Huh?” Daichi said out loud with a stupid face.

“Nice move but that wasn’t me.” Daichi screamed as Souya appeared behind him. The white haired man smiled as Daichi tried to attack him again but this time, Souya caught his hand. “You shouldn’t force yourself to attack your opponent, I could have killed you right there since you got cocky.” Daichi growled and attempted to kick Souya.

From behind, Ryuu sprung up from the bushes aiming for the bells. Souya let go of Daichi who landed on the ground and moved out of the way so Ryuu couldn’t reach the bells. Both boys got back up and ran into the bush.

Souya smiled as he watched the boys disappear, ‘Looks like Ryuu’s got the idea.’


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